Got a hot tub yesterday. It's awesome. I love Craigslist. Now we watch Kels electrocute himself as he wires it. Good times. I may be a housebuilding extrodinaire but I do NOT touch electrical rough-in. I prefer to get my highs in other ways. Like coffee... Yup, there's my little guy right there... best little sugar free fat free coffee in the whole world. I just love chemicals...
Yesterday just may have been one of the best days... we took our Hoff's and our Bice's to go get the hot tub, then went to the river and chilled for the day. We invited our token black friend, Daley, but he muttered something about how black kids can't swim or something... who knows...
We trekked down to our little corner of the water, trying to keep 14 month (give or take a few days) pregnant Sara from dying as we scaled the sandy edge of a cliff and got eaten alive by the biggest flies you've ever seen. At one point Manda and I decided to go check out the shallower waters close to "The Others". They proved friendly, as one young Other came over to say hello wearing nothing but his boxer briefs... that took some bal... umm... guts. Why is it not socially acceptable for women to walk around in public in their underwear? Men not need answer this question... Anyhow, scrawny guys in boxer briefs aside, it was a good day. Jesse tried to assasinate Kelly by ninja kicking him in the ribs as Kelly waded into the deeper waters. Jesse then having a bout of conscience showed his apologetic spirit and remorse by dropping a pile of sand on his stomach and saying "Here Korndog, this will make it feel better." Alas, the Korndog lives.
On that note, I have a ton of work to do.
This is The Rach, over and out.
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