I could wring me some necks here. Three men, three weeks. All cheating. Who knows how many aren't caught? For those lucky ones who are still somehow able to keep from being found out, if you are seriously too cowardly to just own up to the fact that you're not man enough to stick it out, consider these pointers:
1) Erase your shit from your cell phone. Dumb ass. This includes pictures, texts, phone records, videos, etc., etc., etc. I shouldn't have to tell you this.
2) Don't tell people about your exploits. This increases the number of people who know. You'd think this might be obvious.
3) Log off your internet sessions, moron. If you've got your girlies contacting you on your IM, TURN IT OFF when you're done. Dumb ass. If you're on dating sites, erase your history. And your temporary internet files. But then, if you're stupid enough to do it in the first place, you're probably too stupid to consider these factors.
And lastly, go to hell.
7/29/08: And lastly again... No, this doesn't have anything to do with Kelly, for those who have expressed concern. We're great. =) We still love eachother, like, a lot.
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Oh!! Me too! Me too!
4. Don't buy the other girls gifts from ebay with your girlfriend's credit card using her computer. She will wonder who got the braclet... since she didn't.
5. Don't call them while your girlfriend is at home with you, thinking that because you are in the back yard, she can't hear you talking. It's hot and the windows are open.
6. Don't hit on the NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR girl, repeatedly while you are still living with your girlfriend.
7. Don't expect your now ex girlfriend to give a crap about you after she finds out. P.S. You cheat with someone equals we not friends anymore and I don't want to hear about how the other girl didn't like the braclet.
Men are so stupid sometimes. This is why they can't be cougar's. Really.
Haha, that's why I love you Becky.
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